Useless Talent #1: Bad Good Luck

I have excellent luck! At helping other people...

I seem to bring everyone else good luck, but when it's my turn all my luck has run dry... I don't even do it on purpose. I can help someone win the lotto... I can make a guys car start... I can do so many things (or at least have the things that happen be thought to have been due to me) for other people, but when it comes to helping myself I'm all out of ideas...

I want to be successful... I can't get a job to save my life.
I want to be in a serious relationship... I can't find anyone who wants to seriously be with me.
I just want to be happy....

Happiness is escaping me... I blog daily now... I think too much and feel the need to write SOMETHING. Often making multiple entries... in a short period of time... like right now...

Is it so unusual to feel so alone? I feel out of place and disconnected... I need attention to feel like I'm not by myself. Day by day things get worse. Even though I never really had it for myself... I think my luck has run out.