So I got this shit in an email:
Notice to All Employees
As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales commissions into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a “fair shake.”
2. All hourly employees will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.” We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn't apply to us.
4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all.”
5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's “good to spread the wealth.” Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more “patriotic.”
6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!
If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.
I must say people... REALLY?
Don't send me any of this shit.
If you want to vote for McCain with his terminal Skin Cancer in his Left Cheek then Great just elect him and let him die before his first term is even over and then we'll have Palin's idiocracy lead this country up our own asses. Have fun.
But don't send me this shit.
I don't want to hear mockery of Obamas campaign and policies because personally I DO think it's FAR better for the people all over who are so rich they can't smell how bad their shit stinks because their nose is up so high to be forced to share and stop being assholes and help the people who are about to dive unwillingly into poverty.
Vote for McCain and Palin so we can all see russia from our backyard. We went from a Grade A Retard to the Crypt Keeper and Miss Wordly who can see the Earth from her living room. While we're at it lets vote NO on Proposal 2 because it's cruelty to DEAD FUCKING EMBRYOS. No don't test dead things that are ALREADY DEAD because it's mean. I mean, I know we could find the cure to McCains Fat Cheek but hey... Save the world or be nice to dead babies... I say the dead baby is more important than the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD right? Yeah... and Medical Marijuana... Yeah vote NO on that because people will use it as an excuse to get high... Like people don't already use it as an excuse? Don't decriminalize drugs because then that might do something like... decrease the crime rate.... which is... not a good enough reason to decriminalize it because.... drugs are bad so we should put people in jail.... and spend more money on building new jails and less money on education. Less money on new homes for people who have NOTHING. Lets put more money into the war and less into helping our own fucking country. Yeah lets do all of this and we'll be far better off. Our country will be far better off with a dead man walking and a wannabe celebrity eskimo on a power trip in office.
We're being flushed and all McCain wants is to keep yanking the chain in hopes that the toilet will unclog itself. None of this shit is even true it's a bunch of twisted words. We're not all gonna have to share every fucking thing we earn. Obama is NOT handing out a bunch of free bullshit. He's helping in areas that we should have had help in ages ago. Canada has free healthcare for all citizens, but we pay for it. Why? Because we're idiots. Yes let's pay people so that we don't have to suffer. Let me pay the bank two dollars everytime I want MY OWN FUCKING MONEY because it's not the ATM of the original bank that I put my money in. Let me pay for every fucking little tiny pin needle microscopic thing because that's just how it is and the government said so. Don't question anything. It might be annoying but just go with it. If I worked hard then who cares if everyone in my neighborhood just dies and loses EVERYTHING because I worked hard and I have money now so let me go buy everything I could ever want. No one should ever help anyone lets all keep to ourselves because If I help you then you might be my equal and we just can't have that. I have the benz and if I help you you might get one too and I wanna be the only one. There are people who are so rich they could buy your life, end it, and pay people off so they get away with it. While there are people who are so poor they can't even buy a crumb to eat, a fiber to cloth themself with, a pebble to build a house out of. There are plenty of people in large corporations that work overtime and never see a check because they have waaaaay too much work to do and not enough time to do it. Some people DON'T have time to work overtime because they still have to go home and feed their families cooking and cleaning and paying bills with the money that they DID earn. People who work 7 days a week and STILL have to take overtime on some days are STILL about to lose their homes. But no. Don't help them. Don't help them they're just not working hard enough.
I'm tired of you emailing me. You know who you are. Stop emailing me. You don't call me you don't talk to me you just email me a bunch of stupid shit that I don't care about. Well for once you've emailed me something that I didn't just delete after looking at for two seconds. I don't care about your church and bible scriptures and I don't want to hear about your push for a dead president and his bimbo Vice. Stop fucking emailing me until you can make it worth my while. And for the rest of you. Don't fucking email me with bullshit either because you've been warned.
PAST COMMENTS
....where the fuck do you work?
November 3, 2008 at 10:00am
Hahaha, lol @ your response but yeah, that's annoying and dumb.I don't know why people are so unwilling to help others, it really makes me sick...
November 3, 2008 at 11:19am
