"50 Sexting Acronyms" WTF?

NetLingo came up with a list of acronyms that should be red flags for parents if they see their kids texting/IMing/smoke signaling them...

What the hell. Really? This stuff is so ridiculous!I guess you could say "Oh at least they're trying to keep parents up-to-date", but seriously this is so unimportant.

Parents: If your kids are doing this shit... you need to get them checked because I mean really? "I'm easy, are you?" Who the hell goes around saying they're easy? Even if you've fucked 50 men in the past two years alone you wouldn't admit you're easy!

Kids: If youre seriosuly doing this stuff... How the fuck does 1174 = Nude Club?! AND you are NOT 1337. You're not. I bet you don't even know where that came from. Not even half these "codes" make sense. If you're gonna try to make a code up at least make it less retarded. Yeah maybe your parents would never normally figure out what this stuff means, but it'll also take you like a year of "Sexting 101" to learn this shit. Can we say different language? It's stupid anyway. That's like if everyone tried speaking latin again out of no where. Fuuuuuck that.

Here we go:
1. 8 - Oral sex
2. 1337 - Elite
3. 143 - I love you
4. 182 - I hate you
5. 459 - I love you
6. 1174 - Nude club
7. 420 - Marijuana
8. ADR - Address
9. ASL - Age/Sex/Location
10. banana - Penis
11. CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
12. DUM - Do You Masturbate?
13. DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
14. FB - F*** Buddy
15. FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
16. FOL - Fond of Leather
17. GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
18. GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
19. IAYM - I Am Your Master
20. IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
21. IIT - Is It Tight?
22. ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
23. IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
24. IWSN - I Want Sex Now
25. J/O - Jerking Off
26. KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
27. kitty - Vagina
28. KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
29. LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
30. MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
31. MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
32. MorF - Male or Female
33. MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
34. MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
35. NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
36. NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
37. NMU - Not Much, You?
38. P911 - Parent Alert
39. PAL - Parents Are Listening
40. PAW - Parents Are Watching
41. PIR - Parent In Room
42. POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
43. PRON - Porn
44. Q2C - Quick To Cum
45. RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
46. RUH - Are You Horny?
47. S2R - Send To Receive
48. SorG - Straight or Gay
49. TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
50. WYCM - Will You Call Me?