Current mood: 
creative
Category: Writing and Poetry
Spoken:
I know you want lil' old me
underneath your Christmas tree.
Better than a PSP.
Bigger than Nintendo's Wii.
Fuck your Xbox 360.
This year who wants me?
Verse 1:
I'll be home for christmas time
Singin' songs with lame ass rhymes
Bring mistle toe and I'll be fine
Some bubbly, sherry, brandy, wine.
Asshole it's the holiday.
Find out this year which one's gay.
Uncle bill or gramma may?
No one quite knows what to say.
Something's better left unsaid
"Mommy gave dad's best friend head!"
Now brad wouldn't be caught dead
sitting next to uncle fred at dinner.
Here's a winner son.
Grandpa joe has brought his gun.
Grandma got ran over... NO!
She bent over like a hoe!
I'm thinkin' this year's gonna be
Different somehow just for me
maybe 'cause I'm so horny... wait.
What's under the christmas tree?
Bridge 1:
Oooh baby won't you deck my hall?
I got your cookies and milk.
Come on now oh baby we'll have a ball
in sheets of satin and silk..
I know you're gettin tired of family affairs.
So baby come get yours while they get theirs!
I know you really want me
take me underneath the christmas tree.
You wanna jingle my bells and spank me
It's ok baby can't you see?
Christmas time comes once a year
Your yule log fills me up with "cheer"
Naughty carols in your ear.
Scream so loud you heardly hear
the foot steps on the roof
come through the hallway
and I disappear. But I'll be back next christmas
dressed in ribbons. Cum. Unwrap the gift.
Verse 2:
Damn she was the present the past and the future
didn't have a choice man you know I had to do 'er.
Family can suck it every holiday I fuck it
when she shows up you know how we get down.
We make fireworks new years and fourth o July.
Valentines day I eat 'er pussy sweet as pie.
St. Patties day's for leprachauns she licks my shalale
Easter time we fuck like rabbits got 'er moanin' like crazy
Halloween she plays the victim in a kinky rape game
For thanksgiving stuff the turkey while she's callin out my name.
But my favorite time a year is christmas baby don't you see
I'ma fuck 'er like a ho ho ho under the christmas tree.
Bridge 2:
I'll knock you out with just one touch.
Come back for more. It's not enough.
I can always fuck away the pains of every holiday.
So come on baby have a taste and
Fa la la la la la la with me.
Come kiss me under mistle toe.
Time to make it happen.
Know you love the holiday
where miracles will tap in.
Everynight you're feelin' cold
I'll keep you warm do what I'm told
It's the season for giving and baby I'm willing
just ask me and you shall recieve.
© 2006
creativeCategory: Writing and Poetry
Spoken:
I know you want lil' old me
underneath your Christmas tree.
Better than a PSP.
Bigger than Nintendo's Wii.
Fuck your Xbox 360.
This year who wants me?
Verse 1:
I'll be home for christmas time
Singin' songs with lame ass rhymes
Bring mistle toe and I'll be fine
Some bubbly, sherry, brandy, wine.
Asshole it's the holiday.
Find out this year which one's gay.
Uncle bill or gramma may?
No one quite knows what to say.
Something's better left unsaid
"Mommy gave dad's best friend head!"
Now brad wouldn't be caught dead
sitting next to uncle fred at dinner.
Here's a winner son.
Grandpa joe has brought his gun.
Grandma got ran over... NO!
She bent over like a hoe!
I'm thinkin' this year's gonna be
Different somehow just for me
maybe 'cause I'm so horny... wait.
What's under the christmas tree?
Bridge 1:
Oooh baby won't you deck my hall?
I got your cookies and milk.
Come on now oh baby we'll have a ball
in sheets of satin and silk..
I know you're gettin tired of family affairs.
So baby come get yours while they get theirs!
I know you really want me
take me underneath the christmas tree.
You wanna jingle my bells and spank me
It's ok baby can't you see?
Christmas time comes once a year
Your yule log fills me up with "cheer"
Naughty carols in your ear.
Scream so loud you heardly hear
the foot steps on the roof
come through the hallway
and I disappear. But I'll be back next christmas
dressed in ribbons. Cum. Unwrap the gift.
Verse 2:
Damn she was the present the past and the future
didn't have a choice man you know I had to do 'er.
Family can suck it every holiday I fuck it
when she shows up you know how we get down.
We make fireworks new years and fourth o July.
Valentines day I eat 'er pussy sweet as pie.
St. Patties day's for leprachauns she licks my shalale
Easter time we fuck like rabbits got 'er moanin' like crazy
Halloween she plays the victim in a kinky rape game
For thanksgiving stuff the turkey while she's callin out my name.
But my favorite time a year is christmas baby don't you see
I'ma fuck 'er like a ho ho ho under the christmas tree.
Bridge 2:
I'll knock you out with just one touch.
Come back for more. It's not enough.
I can always fuck away the pains of every holiday.
So come on baby have a taste and
Fa la la la la la la with me.
Come kiss me under mistle toe.
Time to make it happen.
Know you love the holiday
where miracles will tap in.
Everynight you're feelin' cold
I'll keep you warm do what I'm told
It's the season for giving and baby I'm willing
just ask me and you shall recieve.
© 2006
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