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bored
Category: Friends
1.When you are sad I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile I will know you got laid.
4. When you get scared I will rag on you every chance I get.
5. When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6.When you are confused I will use little words.
7.When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass and then think about helping your ass up.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why may you ask? Because you are MY BEST FRIEND.
REMEMBER- A good friend will help you move but a REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever have to bring a shovel.
boredCategory: Friends
1.When you are sad I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile I will know you got laid.
4. When you get scared I will rag on you every chance I get.
5. When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6.When you are confused I will use little words.
7.When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass and then think about helping your ass up.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why may you ask? Because you are MY BEST FRIEND.
REMEMBER- A good friend will help you move but a REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever have to bring a shovel.
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