Sexin' Up the Neighborhood

Current mood: amused
Category: Writing and Poetry

Bitches hate me
'cause their boyfriends suck my dick,
but they're just jealous
they ain't chokin' on my shit.
I spit hot fire baby
burnin out my ass.
Your dookie sparkles
when you shoot up on my gas.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo.
I sucked your mommas cock last night
and fucked your daddy too.
I'm sexin' up the neighborhood.
I know you'll want it most
when I fuck your sister in the ear
and cum between her toes.

Bitches hate me
'cause I make their mom go gay,
but they're just trippin'
because "No means no! Ok?!"
Don't tell me you don't
want a gerbal up your ass!
Your sister's tits are great
"Come give grandpa a flash"

"Fi' dolla fo' sucky sucky"
Know you want it bad.
That dildo in your eyesocket's
the best you ever had.
Bitch I'm sexin' up the neighborhood
who says that this is wrong?
Just ask your little brother
he likes wearing mommies thongs.

My dookie tastes like chocolate gramma
go on have a taste!
Oh sorry that shits toxic bitch.
Don't let it go to waste!
My bum is on your lips
so kiss it bitch! Ain't got all day!
I'd eat your uncles pussy but
I think that makes me gay...

Sexin' up the neighborhood
Fucked your gerbal hard and good.
Your pet goldfish needs surgery
'cause you know you're fucked up
when you're gettin' wit me!
And that's why bitchs hate me.
All you bitches hate me.
Fuckin' bitches hate me
'cause their boyfriends suck dick!

Bitches hate me
'cause my pussy is the shit.
What, you thought I had a dick?
Oh man you're fuckin' sick!
I'm sippin on some siz-erp
While nate's shavin' his ears
and Diane's on the phone with Cahill
cryin' emo tears 'cause she's poor,
fuckin' whore. Huntin' steve lookin' ta score.
But she'll never get his semen
and she'll never stop her peein'.

I mean pissin' fuckin' moanin'
got me groanin' on the phone an'
I can't take her anymore.
Wanna beat 'er to the floor.
Beat her ass to the white meat.
Grey matter on my feet.
Fuckin' wanna fight see?
That's why bitches just don't like me.

'Cause I'm sexin' up the neighborhood baby.
When your girl is actin' just a little shady
won'tcha come over and treat me like a lady.
I bet I could be your one and only maybe.
'Cause I'm sexin' up the mother fuckin' neighbohood.
Beat that bitch to the curb like I told you I would.
When you listen to my lyrics you may think I'm fuckin' sick.
But you bitches are just jealous 'cause I've got your boyfriends dick!
© 2006